Those of us who have been subjected to the horror that is "Shortland street" will know that recently there have been a number of mysterious murders occurring.
The "official" website has this posted as the biggest mystery the show has seen in it's life, spanning the past 15 years.
not even the writers know what is going to happen (apparently...although, by now I'm sure they're used to that).
From what i understand, involved in the murder there is;
- a rubber tube
- the body is always missing
there are many theories as to who it is, and many theories of how this is happening.
In this post I will express my own theory.
"jonnys theory of the Shortie murders"
lets weigh up the evidence, tube, no body. So far, nothing that convincing.
We have caught a few characters acking shady, although this has either been explained in episodes following, or is simply brushed off, because many of the characters are shady in the first place.
So what I propose is this;
These are not murders at all!
These are simply a bunch of suicides, all committed in an unusually similar fashion.
here's how they happened -
firstly, get one rubber tube, from the conveniently placed hospital on set.
Tie one end of this tube around your throat, and the other (with rope or twine) to something solid, a car, a building, a lamp post etc.
open your back door and take 90 paces back wards.
Sprint the 90 paces back towards the back door as fast as you can.
On the 90th step the rube will tighten, breaking your neck instantly, the rubber tube will not be able to support the impact, and will rip off the rope (leaving no evidence of it).
The fours of the impact will also fling you back towards the post, taking you away from your back door (insuring no one will find you, as they never seem to go out side to check).
And this, is how people have been dieing on Shortie.
jonny.
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