Yes & No

Yes - Running is faster than walking.
No - You never look cool doing it.
Yes - automatic doors are one of the banks most useful tools.
No - walking at them faster won't make them open quicker.
Yes - 80% of people working with computers have too much time on their hands.
No - They do not all know every XKCD comic off by heart (as much as they should).
Yes - Ninjas exist.
No - There is not one behind you. (He's stashed in the ceiling...don't look)
No - You can not wear someones name out.
Yes - Names will hurt longer than sticks or stones.
No - Toxic waste will not give you powers, don't believe me? Go try it.
Yes - you have far too much time to waste (I know this because you're reading my blog).
No - keep going, I like it.
Yes - Some LOL cats are photo-shopped.
No - there are no monsters under the bed.
No - Noone noticed what you did last night, and you got away Scot-free.
Yes - i knew you would read this and wonder if I was talking about you!
Yes - to answer your question, i am!

To be continued - you know who you are.